Awkwardness

I hate the game Guitar Hero. Sorry Oliver. It's just glorified air guitar which is related to playing air drums, which all fall under the general category of my mental database of "Things that people think are cool but which make me cringe and shy away from such an embarrassing display of absurdity." Other things filed under this heading are:
-clowns
-people dressed up like things other than people like Mickey Mouse or Easter Bunnies
-people doing the Hokey Pokey (and other such dances most often seen at weddings)