Lesson learned.

In case you were every wondering about killing two birds with one stone and using a lint roller to not only get the hair off of your back, but also nab any other hairs almost ready to grace your back by ever so gently rolling the lint roller across the bottom of your hair... don't. It does, in fact, grab those hairs, but also grabs all of the still attached hairs. And rolls it multiple times over the roller. And hurts like a mother trucker.