Spotted:

60-ish year old, disheveled man. On determined path toward checkout lanes at local Meijer grocery store. Muttering repeatedly the unnerving phrase, "I-am-in-need-of-some-mental HELP! I-am-in-need-of-some-mental HELP!" Utterly serious. 6 pack of Raspberry Smirnoff under each arm.

Steer clear.