In this quiet little place...

Proverbs 31:25-26&30

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Business.

If I owned a little downtown shop, I'll tell you what I would NOT sell: fairy figurines.

Monday, December 22, 2008

On houses.

Ryan and I are thinking about buying a larger house. Here is why I am melodramatically announcing that I doubt the fruition of this plan:

1. In the last 20 years, a crap-ton of people were misled into believing that wood paneling was a good choice.

2. Also, fireplaces are apparently on the outs...

3. ...however the ones that do exist are wall-sized gigantor and painted white.

4. I want an old farmhouse and Ryan does not. Because he is logical and I am not.

5. Everyone likes carpet. They like it so much that they crap it all up by what appears to be dirt strewn about and crushed into it. Get damn wood floors.

6. EVERYBODY likes wallpaper. People who like wallpaper go ALL OUT. They wallpaper the WHOLE house. No- I will not buy your wallpaper hell.

7. I think I already mentioned the wood paneling. I will mention it again.

I am bitter about it.