About my eyes...

Today I would like to talk about the fact that when I was getting ready for work this morning, I noticed that I am getting smile lines around my eyes. Thus, I will be forced in a few short years to either wear sunglasses everywhere or to never smile. I have documented this unfortunate discovery for you below. Trust me- they are there. (And I realize that I might be classifying myself as a lunatic for taking pictures of my own eyes this morning. Shut up.)

On another note, at school today two 6th graders were arguing about their answers to a math problem.
Marlon: "The answer is 10."
Antania: "Nuh-uh. The answer is 20!"
Marlon: "10."
Antania: "20!....(insert frustrated pause.) I look better'n you!"

I thought about this response and have decided that it could be applied to other situations in which frustration allows for no other logical response. For example:
1. When being pulled over for speeding: "No, I wasn't late for anything... I look better'n you!"
2. When being broken up with: "So this is it?... I look better'n you!"
3. When caught lying: "Ok, that wasn't true... I look better'n you!"

See how useful this could be? I think that she might really be on to something. It certainly shut Marlon up.