Number of times today I...

...changed my socks: 2

...went to the rec to work out and came home pissed because there was some crappy donor thing and I couldn't find a parking spot: 1

...yelled in the car, alone, the phrase, "It's freaking FREEZING!": at least 5

...forgot about and allowed to boil over the milk/water for noodles: 2

...told kids to sit down or stop talking: I can't even think about it

...ate the kids' snacks: 1

...talked to Kristin on the phone: 3

...was bitten by Catboy: 1

...hated the smell of burnt milk/water on my stove: 1