Observations on Frosty the Snowman.

I have gotten some complaints about my lack of updates. I'm sorry. Here we go:

Last night I watched the Frosty the Snowman cartoon on tv with Ryan. We made some astute observations while watching which I would like to share with you:
1. It is the dead of winter and apparantly, in Frosty Land, children are allowed to wear shorts- pants are prohibited. I am of the impression that earmuffs or scarves do not make up for wearing shorts in the snow, but I do not live in Frosty's world, so perhaps conditions are different?
2. Along these same lines, Karen, the movie's female star, is apparantly so above winter and snow that she does not have to wear ANY type of clothing below her waist. She is very obviously, pants-less and shorts-less throughout the entire movie. While I realize that this movie is a couple of decades old, I am fairly certain that no where in recent history was it acceptable to go bottomless in any season, especially in winter. She either a) has magical earmuffs that warm her body so completely that leg/butt coverings are not neccesary, b) has a mental defect, or c) will grow up to be a woman of the night.
3. At one point in the movie, Frosty and the aforementioned Karen take a trip on a train in the freezer car, alongside of highly decorated cakes which sit directly on the floor- boxes are apparantly as optional as pants. Karen, who is very cold, sits down on the floor to wrap her arms around her pants-less bottom half. Ryan and I discussed the idea of bare skin making contact with a frozen floor... Either they cut the part out of the cartoon where Frosty has to pry her frozen, naked a** off of the floor, or again, those earmuffs have some kind of hidden magic.
4. Finally, Hocus Pocus the magician's rabbit has suspiciously bloodshot eyes and droopy eyelids throughout the entire cartoon. This leads me to believe that Hocus Pocus has some kind of magic as well... not so much earmuffs as plant-related?... You can never be too sure with magical bunnies. They are awfully sneaky.

I suggest watching this classic and drawing your own conclusions. I do NOT suggest watching Frosty Returns. Mostly because... it sucks.