Butts.

I have a confession. Today I worked in a kindergarten class and a little boy came up to me to tell me that another little boy was calling him names. I asked the accused little boy what he was calling the accuser.
Him: "Penny Butt."
Me: "What???"
Him: "Penny Butt."
And then I laughed really hard. In their faces. Penny butt... What the crap IS that?! Penny butt... (Muttering and rolling eyes appropriate here.)

Unrelated, I think that those Lamasil commercials for toe-nail fungus where the little fungus monster opens up the toenail like a door and hops in are the most disgusting things on television. Thinking of someone lifting my toenail up like that makes me want to vomit all over the tv. A close second are those Charmin commercials with the cartoon bears wiping their butts. Sick. I mean, SICK. Their faces when they are wiping make me vomit-a-rific all over again. They are so LOVING wiping with that toilet paper. It is very, very wrong to get that much enjoyment out of wiping, especially if it is a cartoon bear. Nast.

Also, my guy friends have redeemed their sex which is good. I'm just sticking with God for a while. He hasn't hurt me yet and I'm pretty sure that He's not gonna fail me on this one. :)