Responses to when my students ask me about having a boyfriend. Which happens all. the. time. And it's awesome every. single. time.

What I say out loud:
"What? You think I have time for a boyfriend with trying to teach all of you?!"

What I say in my head:
"You are 11. Absolutely do not talk to me about having a boyfriend. Unless you have, like, a hot older brother or something. But still, don't talk to me about boyfriends even then. Actually, go sit in a corner."