Oh no he DI-N'T!

Our behavior specialist comes up to me with D., who is completely sobbing, after gym saying that two other boys from the class hit him. We call the two boys over and try to pull out of D. what exactly happened. The cause for the tears, as it turns out, was NOT the hitting but the following:

"He said *sob* my momma *sob* is so fat she puts mayonaise on ASPRIN *SOOOOOOB*!!!!"

I turned around and walked away and I'm 95% sure that the boy who said it saw me laughing.