Some facts.

Fact: My bathroom is messy, bordering on dirty.

Fact: I'm not going to clean it. Screw that. I'm moving out in a couple of weeks anyway.

Fact: Cary Brothers' music is amazing. (To spare you the embarrassment, it is just one guy named Cary Brothers. No brothers are involved. Don't call it 'their music'. You will sound ignorant. And no one wants that.) You can download free songs on his site, too.

Fact: I bought 4 pairs of shoes at Target today.

Fact: I went WAY-HAY-HAAAAAY over my minutes last month on my cell phone bill.

Fact: I have the 900 minute plan...

Fact: My brain is being melted by the radioactive rays I constantly expose it to via my cell.

Fact: I am going to paint the rooms in my new house in shades of light pinks, blues, and yellows.

Fact: If you make fun of me about it, I will punch you in your face.

Fact: I saw a bumper sticker last week that said, "Meddle not in the affairs of dragons. For you
are crunchy, and good with ketchup."

Fact: That person is a tool...

Fact: ...who probably also talks of elven folk and fairies.