My first day of school.

1. I drew a dull pencil example on our 'Pencils that need to be sharpened' can that looked suspiciously like a penis. Twice.

2. I thought I would be very clever and use the french word for fish, 'poisson', as our class name. I put it on the board and made out little award certificates for the end of the day. It was pretty awesome. Then, at the end of the day, three teachers came in and read "Hinshaw Poisons?..." Result: Using french words in your class name is stupid.