Things that I sometimes think so strongly that I am afraid I said it out loud.
1. Your outfit is seriously horrific.
2. Be serious with that hair.
3. I just want you to stop talking. I don't want you to open your mouth anymore.
4. Those pants are entirely too tight for you to have put on your body.
5. I need you to take the scrunchi out of your hair. Right now.
6. You have a scary, clown-face-like foundation line along your jaw.
Those sound horrible. I mean them in a "Help Me Help You" kind of way. Or something.
1 Comments:
It helps if you say them out loud, but really quietly. That way you feel like you've gotten it off your chest but no one's feelings get hurt.
Plus, I would like to add one-
"WOAH, chill out with the eyeliner"
Less is more, people, less is more.
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