Side thought.

If I resist the urge to eat all that crap on a constant basis and work out all the time, I had better meet a guy soon. Because otherwise I'm just going to get old and get spider veins and lose my flat stomach and get wrinkles and no one would have been able to enjoy the fact that I looked good in my 20's. As the deep thinker, Mr. John Mayer, has been known to sing, "After all the crushes have faded, all my wishful thinking is gone. I'm jaded. I hate it."

Ahhh, John. You are so wise. And someone better come appreciate my flat stomach.